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You Are a Voyeur…

July 10th, 2007

…a few months back I made the statement that ‘everyone is a voyeur at heart’. Here’s your chance to let loose and peep into people’s windows without getting arrested.

Check it out: http://www.hbovoyeur.com/

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Go Fish…

July 9th, 2007

bitch stole my fish

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Tough Interview

July 5th, 2007

At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you looking for?”

The engineer decides to shoot for the moon. “I’m thinking in the range of $125,000 a year or so, depending on the benefits package.”

“Hmm,” says the interviewer. “Well, what would you say to five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a retirement fund with company matching to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every two years–say, a Porsche?”

The engineer gapes and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

“Yeah,” replies the interviewer, “but you started it.”

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Which One Are You?

July 4th, 2007

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

“Great, just great”, I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, “I am not happy.”

To which I replied, “Well, which one are you then?”

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OJ Simpson Book Leaked!

July 3rd, 2007

If you were lucid in the 90s, you know who OJ Simpson is. A retired American football star who later worked as an actor, spokesperson, and brodcaster became infamous for being tried for the murder of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1994. OJ Simpson was acquitted in criminal court in 1995 after a lengthly court battle. HOWEVER he was found liable for thier deaths in civil court in 1997 but to date has paid very little of the $33.5 million judgement against him.

In 2006, OJ Simpson was in the news again when he wrote a book called “If I Did It” which portrays the first-person fictional account of the murder had he actually committed it. The book was withdrawn by the publisher just before its release.

OJ Simpson's Book 'If I Did It'

But that’s not the ‘breaking news’…the real story is that the family of Ron Goldman has purchased the rights to the cancelled book and will own Simpson’s name, likeness, signature, and story! I’m sure they’ll hawk it to the ends of the earth and hope that OJ doesn’t see a penny for it! How is that for sweet justice!

BTW - A copy of the book has been leaked! Check out the link here if you want to take a quick read before you buy it!

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