Would you have sex with Paris Hilton?
Okay, here’s the scenario: You are in Hollywood and out for a night of drinking at a local hot spot. You’ve had a few drinks but are still with it enough to spot hotel heiress Paris Hilton out of the corner of your eye. Armed with a stomach full of liquid courage, you make your move. You go up to Paris and ask for a ‘guided tour of her hotel’. She laughs, tells you that she likes funny guys, and asks if you if you want to go home with her. What do you do after you get back to her place?
1. Sleep with her and see what all the fuss is about?
2. Tell Paris Hilton that you need to go to the bathroom but ramble through her mail drawer and hope to find Nicole Ritchie’s phone number instead?
3. Just ask her if you can be in the next season of ‘The Simple Life’?
If you picked:
-Number 1, you are S.O.L. my friend because you now have herpes! Yes, that is correct, Paris Hilton has herpes…see here for the prescription to prove it.
-Number 2, I’m sure you are S.O.L. again because if Paris has it….I’m sure Nicole Ritchie has it!
-Number 3, you are the next reality star! Oh wait…that show got cancelled didn’t it?
April 18th, 2007 at 4:46 am
The Simple Life has not been cancelled on all networks but has been dropped by a lot of local affiliates.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:06 am
what’s SOL?
ADMIN - SOL stand for Sh!t Out of Luck!
April 25th, 2007 at 7:44 am
Gabriel…
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Some of them are really interesting…
May 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Paris is beautiful? You must be drinking too much…
June 8th, 2007 at 3:38 am
This is interesting. I am a gay woman and would love to sleep with Paris, she’s HOT!
June 12th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I wouldn’t sleep with her - There are way too many other hot girls that don’t have diseases.