Murphy’s Law
• Whenever I find the key to success…someone changes the lock.
• To err is human…to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success…is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a loan…you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
• All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich…which never works.
• If at first you don’t succeed…destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• As soon as you mention something…if it is good, it is taken; if it is bad, it happens.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• The day you skp a class, the professor will take attendance.
• You will pick up the maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• The doorbell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.