Paris Hilton - Jail Break
Well it technically wasn’t a break out in the traditional sense, but it’s still fishy! Paris Hilton’s 45-day stint cut to 23 days has gone down to just 3 days in the slammer. The reason: medical conditions the Sheriff’s Department is unable to discuss due to privacy issues. Paris is being allowed to server the remaining 20 days under house arrest. What kind of punishment is that? I know a lot of people who would consider house arrest at the Hilton mansion would be a vacation…not a punishment!
In today’s press conference, the Sheriff’s Department advised that Paris Hilton was released from jail because of a medical condition. When questioned about how long they had observed this medical condition his reply was, ‘dozens of visits over the past three or four days’. Paris was only in the slammer for three or four days! And who in their right mind has heard about dozens of medical visits over the course of just a few days while in jail? Why not send her to the infirmary instead of setting her free? And if she’s that sick, why did she rush home instead of to the hospital?
I guess Paris Hilton isn’t as dumb as she seems. With the support of the Hilton Empire and a legal team, she managed to only serve three days of a what was supposed to be a 45 day sentence. The moral of the story: make a sex tape and become a socialite like Paris.