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My Convenient Truth About Alcohol and Drinking…

Everyone has their perceptions about alcohol and my use of it…significant others, family, and friends all claim that I’m doing my self more harm than good with every glass I empty. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not one to get stone drunk, I just enjoy partaking in the elixir every now and again. White wine, red wine, vodka, whiskey, rye, or rum…I’m an equal opportunity drinker and I’ll take one of each. It was difficult to convey my reasoning to anybody to justify my drinking until I came across some interesting facts. Read on my friends…

Water vs. Alcohol -
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of sh!t. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk sh!t than to drink water and be full of it!

So next time you are at a bar and have been chosen the designated driver, order a pint of beer and all a taxi cab! Just don’t over do it or else you might end up like this guy:

drunk skinny guy in diaper kissing large woman after he's had too much to drink

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