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Go Fish…

Monday, July 9th, 2007

bitch stole my fish

Accidental Porn…Or is it?

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Is my mind just in the gutter or is this stuff really dirty?!? Gotta love accidental advertising porn. But is it an accident or intentional? Subliminal manipulation excites a passionate reaction and since sex is still somewhat of a taboo subject…it excites all the more.

The moral of my story at the end of this post.

betty jo morecock realtor sign

You’d like what? Only if you give me a deal on the house!

bj lessons sign

Maybe this is where Betty Jo got her realtors license.

dick house for sale

Dick is Betty Joe’s husband. Are you surprised?

If you were to look at their client lists, I would bet that Ms. Morecock’s male to female client ratio and Dick’s female to male ratio would be little higher than usual. Please bear in mind that these realtors were most likely not intending to sexually attract clients, but most likely are by accident. Why do you think poshy restaurants only hire hot chicks? Have you ever went back to the same coffee shop and ordered the same crappy coffee because the barista was cute? And don’t get me started on TV! Whether it be houses or TV ratings, sex sells period!

I’d like to express that I am in no way claiming that the accidental porn on the signs above was intentional. I am only expressing a theory which is purely for entertainment purposes. No accusations are being made.

What do the Iraqi People Actually Want?

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Is it food & water? Is it peace? Nooooo! It’s…

Porn In Iraq

I’m sure his mamma is proud!

Durham University - Prerequisites

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Prerequisites for entrance into Durham University include:
-3.5 GPA
-Math 12
-Computer Science 12
-ability to masterbate in the shower

All I got to say is that I’m glad I was a business major…and everyone knows that business majors get all the chicks!

letter to durham university students

Any Durham University students in the house?!? Nobody who wants to admit it?


Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Okay, I might get lose some of my Christian readership but if you are an overly sensitive religious fanatic…I don’t want you anyways.

I happen to like donuts!

Jesus Died for Dunkin Donuts

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