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Some People’s Children…

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Have you ever come across kids that make you think “that little bastard”? Someone in your class when you were a child? A child of a friend or acquaintance? Maybe your own kids? If you have, you probably have your own hypothesis on why the kid is the way he is. I’m sure you never thought it could be this:

Moral of the story? Pick one:

1) Don’t be so loud while doing the deed, (maybe a position that results with ‘pillow-in-face’).

2) No more morning sex, (bad idea…I know)

3) Find an alternate to screaming the word ‘yes’

I’ve heard of MILF but what is a NILF?

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

I’d like to think that all my readers are intelligent and street smart. Therefore you must know what a MILF is; incase you don’t know what a MILF is…let me educate you. MILF stands for Mother I‘d Like to F@#%.

Now no matter how intelligent and street smart you are, it’s unlikely that you know a NILF is. I had no clue until I came across this juicy timbit! Check it out!

Warning: If your bedtime is before 10:00 PM, do not watch this video.

People Who Annoy You…

Friday, May 25th, 2007

I never watch South Park, something about the intro song just hits the wrong nerves. But, (there’s always a but), I recently came across this funny BUT somewhat politically incorrect clip that I just had to share.

And if any of my loyal readership is offended in any which way…go to hell. :p Joking. But seriously, if you are offended…it’s a bloody joke! If you read my blogs closely, I’m sure you can come up with a reason as to why I possibly cannot be racist.


Sexy Webcam Girl - No Joke

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Regardless of your gender, you are going to want to watch this one. As you all know, I normally do not post questionable content on zoobat.com but this one is good for both the guys and the gals. Check it out and leave me a comment.

This one will definitely leave you saying OMG, (Oh My God!).



Stranded - YouTube Comedy of the Year 2006

Friday, April 27th, 2007

This short was rated YouTube’s 2006 Best Comedy Award Winner. Check it out:

I think writing a diary would be the last thing on my mind if I ended up on a deserted island however Tom Hanks did it in Cast Away (2000) so you never know. You may also remember watching the movie Alive back from 1993, where a plane crashed in the Andes mountains and the passengers ate each other to stay ‘alive’. Is this purely hollywood sensationalism that is made for movies only? Noooo!

Without getting into to many details:
-there have been documented cases of ritual cannibalism and cannibalism due to extreme famine
-new research points to the fact that our early ancestors were cannibals; scientists suggest that today some people still carry a gene that evolved as protection against brain diseases that can be spread by consuming human flesh
-and if you wiki the topic, you’ll get more information on the topic than you ever wanted

For those of you who were considering starting a moral debate over cannibalism at work….don’t! You may find your boss sending you for a psychiatric evaluation before you can say ‘dingo ate my baby’!


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