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What horror movies are made of…

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

A horror can be defined as a fictional product designed to evoke terror through the implied presence of supernatural or grossly abnormal forces and furnishings. Why do we enjoy them? Do we enjoy sitting in a dark movie theatre with sweaty palms? Or could it be the feeling of your heart skipping a beat every time the movie climaxes?

Whatever your reason is, horror movies are no longer considered ‘B movies’. They are mainstream and the genre has even made its way to TV commercials. Check it out.

Swear Words

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Is it just me or are ’swears’ easier to learn than any other words in the English language. Think about it:
-if you come across a toddler who just knows a few dozen words, I bet one of them is a profanity
-an immigrant may not know how to string a proper sentence together, but he’ll sure as hell know how to curse you out!

What exactly is a profanity? A profanity is a word that has an original meaning, (which may change across time and language), which in itself may give some cause for offence. Additionally, many profanities will have applied meanings of their own, usually associated to their context and which therefore may vary significantly depending upon the intended purpose of the word in the sentence.

For example; fcuk, a profanity in English, has come to be a verb for the sexual act and may be used literally in this sense - “I fcuked that bitch”, but also in the context of an exclamation, “Fcuk, he’s clever!”, as part of a derogatory remark - “Fcuk off!”, to refer to acts of violence - “I’ll fcuk you up!” or to simply add weight to a sentence - “This is fcuking interesting!”.

Now having said that, every action has an equal and opposite reaction…enter the ’swear jar’. Checkout the video.

Robin Williams - How Golf Was Invented

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

If you have followed golf to any extent, you must be aware that golf was invented by the Scottish. However according to funny-man Robin Williams, it was a Scotsman drunk on scotch! So pour yourself a glass and relax to this video.


The English Language

Monday, June 18th, 2007

English is undoubtedly the most powerful language in the world. It is the official language in countries like the UK, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Ireland. It also serves as a secondary language in commonwealth countries such as India, Pakistan, and South Africa. English is also the dominant international language in communications, science, business, aviation, entertainment and diplomacy. But you are not here for a linguistics lesson. You are here for the video:

Moral of the story:
Don’t nod your head without reason or else you might end up being ‘f#$% in the ass’.

What Makes a Man?

Friday, June 15th, 2007

What makes a man a man? If you are a guy, you have been called a ’sissy’, ‘pussy’, or ‘girl’ at some point in your life. Whether it be in elementry school, high school, college, or just yesterday. It’s happened…and if you deny it…you are a sissy for not admitting it.

Are you a man just because you drink beer, burp, and scratch yourself? Are you a sissy because you cry during movies, enjoy pottery, and dance ballet? Maybe so…or NOT! Check it out:

The moral of the story:
Do what you enjoy, no matter what society thinks of it. Who knows, you might get laid in the process!


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